The Fear by Jim Davies 8/2001 I'm the stormsheep organism and I'm cooler than hip Ice cream gets the chills at the touch of my lip Freezin' Haagen-Daz like it didn't know cold When they made me they didn't use a mold Walking around like a shapeless thing Speaking Chinese like I'm Deng Xiao Ping I've got rhymes in my quiver, the beats I deliver and I'll serve you on a cracker like a chicken liver Cause I'm the fear, the fear, don't get too near I'm the feeling that unseats in grass when sheep bleats I'm the terror, the fright, you can feel it tonight but if you shake your ass you'll be feeling alright Punks don't dare get to close to me with suckers hanging from the branches of my family tree Dogs know I'm alpha by the whiff of my scent It's a pleasure to be on me so my clothes pay rent. I've got bright blue eyes to strike the heart of every sucker I'll make y'all laugh like I'm a white Chris Tucker Send shocks to the mind cause I've got soul in me That's why all the ladies cold want that Jimmy I'm the fear, the fear, don't get to near I trade mikes in the room with the likes of Dr. Doom I'm the terror, the fright, you can feel it tonight and if you shake your ass you'll be feeling alright Live in Atlanta, went to school in Oswego we got 10 speakers the size of Sting's ego You'll listen to me rhyme with my flow and ebb cause I'm connected to your mind like the world wide web Got a hundred people in the center of my palm triple-dub dot I gotcha dot com Act real smooth, get in the groove, everybody make like a bowell and move I'm the fear, the fear, don't get too near, I'm known in Rome, for my brilliant Dome I'm the terror, the fright, you can feel it tonight but if you Shake your ass, you'll be feelin' all right Got up on stage, and you're like "who is he?" then I started rappin', make your brain all fizzy started getting faster and you started gettin' dizzy now shake your ass and watch me get busy! Got crazy ass lyrics like I'm Admiral Stockdale Shake ya butt, they call me Norman 'cause I Rock Well Watch me swing, I take it up a notch shake it shake it like you got an itch in your crotch The power's in the air so reach your hand and grab it I'm weird like a nun with a nicotine habit Fists in the air if you're ready to go and I'll rock you all night with my impeccable flow Cause I'm the fear, the fear, don't get too near! I'm the fear, the fear, don't get too near! I'm the fear, you hear? So shake it tight! But if you shake your ass you'll be feelin' all right! Yo! Peace out to Rogue Planet, Art Farm, and the ladies, you know I love y'all! I'm Swaaaayze!