From kobanogomi@yahoo.com.au Wed Jan 26 15:08:02 2005 This article is from "The Herald Sun" on Saturday, the 8th. Space Cadet What's a performance artist doing at NASA? Faking it, Laurie Anderson tells Nui Te Koha She is the most famous performance artist in the world. But lately multimedia maestro Laurie Anderson has found greater challenges in working offstage, particularly in official capacities at Microsoft and NASA. "The real test is trying to stay afloat in a room with 100 of these brains trust people," Anderson laughs. Anderson, a former artistic consultant at Microsoft, is now artist in residence at NASA. "It's great fun, and the terms of reference are very broad," Anderson explains. "It's like: 'We don't care what you do. It can be a symphony, a book, or it can be nothing'. I suppose my role is to act as the one who thinks differently because I'm not too close to it. I'm the one who says: 'Why don't you turn that upside down?' " Surely the geeks would know Anderson is bluffing... "Oh I think that all the time," she says with a laugh. "When I was at Microsoft, there would be people working on impossibly complicated projects and they'd turn to me and say: 'Are you familiar with the Q2 Qurak project?' "I'd just nod and say: 'How does it work in this instance?' " Fortunately, the latest work of Anderson, touring performance artist, isn't so vague and allows her to report from the frontline in a piece called happiness. In happiness she relates stories of mostly crushed expectations after throwing herself into real-life experiences, including stints at McDonald's, an Amish community and a river ride to Zen. "Happiness is a trick word because it can be translated so differently," Anderson says. "Ask the question: 'What makes you happy?' Well, a huge car, or no car at all. The definition of Happiness can be polar opposites. It is why Anderson puts herself in different situations: to measure expectation against reality. It took five minutes to fill out the half-page application at McDonald's. "It asked me weather I'd been to school and did I ever have a job," Anderson says. "To the later, I said: Sort of..." She was offered the job immediately. "They said: 'Listen, because you live nearby, do you think you can do the nightshift and lock up for us?' And I said: 'Boy, does that sound horrible'. " Anderson opted for day duty and found her time under the golden arches fun, purpose-filled and buzzing with camaraderie. "It was everything I didn't expect," she says. "I'm not going to say that it's like that at every McDonalds, but we had a great boss. He wasn't a white gloves guy. Whenever something wasn't working, he'd get in there and help us." Similarly, her expectations about a calm, communal life on an Amish farm were dashed. "I felt enormous empathy because they were truly choking on their own go! odness," Anderson says. "The couldn't say certain things because it wouldn't fit into who they thought they were. It was very difficult to watch them doing that. But at the same time, I had to be a good guest worker in the sense I did what I was asked and I tried to be as helpful as I could. I didn't poke my nose in where it didn't belong. Anderson's river ride of silence to study the work of a Zen master was anything by. "What I was trying to do, and I say this in hindsight, was shake my expectations, anyway. As much as you try to be experimental it's hard to find new territory. You know a lot of things. You have figured most of it out. And you don't want to make the same mistakes again. So it is good to have those expectations to come out differently. It keeps it interesting and it keeps you asking yourself: "What does make me happy anyway?'". For Anderson, mainstream success isn't in the happiness equations. In 1982, she had a top 5 pop hit in Britain and new Zealand with O Superman, an anti-Reagan era tune, distinguished by a its monotonous asthmatic keyboard line. "I didn't know what pop charts were. It felt like being in another world. And since I'm a snob, I thought: "Uh-oh, if a lot of people like it, it must not be any good. And I feel the same way as I did then. The people who tend to come to my show! s are writers, dancers, graphic artists, people who are making things for themselves. I like that a lot. It feels like a community to me. Anderson says she is unlikely to do another high-tech show. "I'm burnt out on tech and there is something that give me the creeps about it." But whatever she chooses, it will get the once over from her long time partner Lou Reed. "We live in a very creative environment were our very creative dog is always coming up with new games to play. Living with another artist is like a bunch of lawyers living together. You don't have to explain 'Gee, my client is crazy and I'm gonna be six more hours'. Your partner gets it. I have so much in common with Lou. And he's a great critic. He doesn't like it so much when I play critic on him, though." Laurie Anderson, Concert Hall, Feb 15, Ticketmaster7.