Three Expediencies I met a man in Canada, and every day he had the same thing for lunch He had a carrot, and he had a bowl of chocolate pudding First, he ate the carrot into the shape of a spoon, Then, he ate the pudding with the carrot shaped spoon And then, he ate the carrot I saw a photograph of Tesla, who invented the Tesla coil He also invented a pair of shoes, with sole fourteen inches thick, To Ground him while he worked in his laboratory. In this picture, he was sitting in his lab, wearing his shoes, And reading by the light of the long streamer-like sparks shooting out of his transformers It was the night flight from Houston, near perfect visibility We could see the lights from all the little Texas towns I was sitting next to a 52 year old woman, Who'd never been on a plane before Her son had sent her a ticket and said "Mom, you've raised ten kids, it's time you got on a plane" She sat on the window seat She kept talking about the big dipper, and the little dipper And pointing Suddenly I realized she thought we were in outer space, Looking down at the starts I said "I think those are little towns"